I'M SO SWEATY!

Life is not interesting or fun.

Smoke smoke smoke.

My list of people to punch:
1. Cammie Hall.
2. Andrew Morrill.

Fire fire fire fire fire.

I can't wait to move away where no one knows me.
It's going to be lonely and awesome.

I'm a perfectionist in a procrastinator's body.

Christopher Durang is an asshole.
That's why I love him so much.

Ants are strong and easily squashed.

I JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER.

I also want to be this fox.

I'm chatty today.

Christmas sucks when your parents are totally divorced, your mom is bitter, your dad is politely manipulative and neither of them can quite comprehend that you are completely incapable of being everywhere at once.

On a more important note, it felt like Spring today.

I know it's just an evil trick. But thanks, Christmas.

Elmo. Elmo. Elmo.

You can be Lady Gaga. I can be T-Pain.