I know it's impossible.

But I should try to shake it off.

I also hate hedgehog poop.

I still hate Cammie Hall.
Fuck you, bitch.

Definition of productivity.

I woke up too early this morning.

Guppy puppies

I really wish it was winter.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I fucking hate winter.

That's not my name.

I have serious relationship issues.
Oh noes.

Excuse me Mr.

No Doubt puts on a damn good concert.

Fuck Chuck E. Cheese.

Don't tell me I'm working 12-8...
And then change it to 3-8 without telling me...
And then text me at 10 in the morning to say it's actually 12-8 again...
And then tell me that I have to stay late when I already came in 3 hours early,

YOU DIRTY MOTHER FUCKERS.