I amaze myself.

      

      

I constantly think that I should know better but

 at the end of the day,

 I guess I actually don't.

Or I know but absolutely do not care.

I constantly wonder what shrimp think about.

         

Night Moves.

                      

           

The answer is yes.

    

         

Blackout Princess

     

      

Funny how that was the beginning of the end.

My only regret: 

I cannot remember 

the hows, whys, and why nots.

  

This hole is deep.

I know the only way out is up

but what happens when I come out the other side?

I wish there was a video of this nut-shot.

  

       

Fire Ants

       

                                                                                 

Just having one of those days

when you realize that you're not going to pay your rent on time 

and you know that you're not going to find a great, new apartment

and any dude you're attracted to is attracted to your friends and not you

and you are worthless and fat and dumb.

   

Pretty stupid problems.

Stupid but bothersome.

I want to growl like a bear.

     

Depressed.

                                                                 

                                                               

You've yet to have your finest hour.

               

Friends & Family > Everything Else

Gooby pls

I'm looking at your facebook and I'm like,

"WOAH."

You have made it your daily mission

to become a famous actor.

I wonder what would happen if I did that for one year...

The only problem is,

that sounds like the worst year of my life.

Private Idaho

Hate blogs.

Love pictures of cats.