I want pie. I want beef jerky.

We're talkin maybe one month till hedgehog time.

HELL MOTHA FUCKIN YES!

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I hate having a cold.

I think I might like Coldplay.

I dreamt that tiny puppies lived underwater.

Teh bludz. I has tems.

I CUT MAH FANGER.
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