I kill birds for fun now.

THAT IS BIRD SHIT. ON MY CAR.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Blink Blank Blonk

I'm glad I'm not that horse.

Bacon Butter

Spring and Summer To-Do List

1. Get a job that does not involve screaming children.
2. Buy a pet hedgehog.
3. Take singing lessons.
4. Finally beat the hell out of Banjo-Kazooie.
5. Fly a lot of kites.

Unicycle Bicycle Tricycle.

I don't really know what blogs are.